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The moment when you find out one detail about a person that is going to be a deal breaker.
Girl: It's a promise ring, I made a pact to not have sex until I'm married.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: You've just experienced The Oh Moment.
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A word used to describe a negative situation
One fine summertime Sunday evening
Crenshaw Boulevard was in full swing
Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
Rollin in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal
Dude she was dope man real dope on the real
Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey a beep beep
The next day rolled down to the beach, deuce deep
Me and my new Crenshaw cutie
Coolin on the beach and now she's rubbin on my booty
Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
But it wasn't all that spectacular
Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit b
Bitch was frontin but I didn't say nothin
Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please god no
Don't let this ho turn out to be a john doe
He pulled a fast one on me yo
I guess that's one of those things that make you go: shit!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
Shit
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit....
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sarcastic, condescending and marginalized reply for those who feel passionately that they’ve been wronged, overlooked and generally gotten the short end of the stick
“I was wronged in that courtroom today! he admitted to throwing a hot latte on me!! there were witnesses and pictures!! now I’m out $5,000 and have to pay HIS legal fines plus I got fired for missing work to heal and I have no insurance and nowhere to live and trying to get sober!! what more can life deal me?!”
“Oh hon”
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An exclamation used when responding to something titillating with sarcasm, when there is an overt or hidden bit of truth in the mutual desire to achieve the goal of the original statement.
Etymology: The phrase was used by Floyd, the barber on The Andy Griffith Show (look up Floyd Lawson on Wikipedia for mroe info). Floyd said this expression frequently, evoking a wide stance mood to the scene.
The phrase is most effectively used when using a somewhat shaky, falsetto voice and possibly a Pat-like (SNL fame) chest stroke are used to accentuate the statement. Frequently used in Elgin, IL and greater Chicagoland area.
Bubbles: You want to get dinner?
Steve: I guess, what do you want?
Bubbles: Beer.
Steve: Oh Andy!
Bubbles: I guess we should get food too.
Steve: As long as there's beer, my body will live on.
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Snarky, dismissive and/or patronizing variation of "Oh honey" used by one person in conversation with another in response to the latters' plight in any given scenario usually meant to half heartedly agree or sympathise with the latter.
-"I'm having a horrible day at work, hate my boyfriend, got in a car accident today and have no reason to live anymore."
-"Oh hinny!"
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Used by Jim Carey in "The Cable Guy" but it's a spoof to the movie "Midnight Express" starring Brad Davis playing as the main character Billy Hayes in a Turkish prison.
Oh Billy!
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A common catchphrase used by Cleveland Brown from Family Guy.
*Quagmire and Cleveland are at the pool*
Quagmire: *Takes a leak in the pool*
Cleveland: Oh, that's nasty
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