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you get pregnant by your mom
Mom! im pregnant!
oh sweetie dont you remember last night?
Oh. It was February 22 the day we did "it"
February 22 is a day when they celebrate dance day!
Woohoo it’s February 22 which means it’s dance day let’s party
People born on this day steal the girls or men these people are just built diffrent
Yo being born in February 22 is amazing.
National impregnate your girlfriend day
Girl: I want a baby
Boy : No, not yet
Girl: But it’s February 22
Girl: *gives hug*
Boy: what was that for babe?
Girl: it’s June 22!!
Give your bestfriend/gf/bf and hug!
Ex:
Girl: Hey babe!
Boy: Hey love
Girl: it’s June 22!!
Boy: ok?
Girl: *hugs*
When an act of laziness leads to requiring more effort to accomplish a task than would have otherwise been necessary had you not been lazy in the first place
Karl was too lazy to cut his dirty fingernails, and quickly found himself in a laze 22 when he decided to eat his fried chicken with two forks.