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A condition that occurs after a woman has had a kid and the stretch marks on her belly fold into themselves giving the appearance of a peppering by a shotgun.
"Spice, did you hit that shit last night?" "No dude, her shotgun belly almost made me throw up."
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A Bukkake session in which all giving participants ejaculate in the same direction simultaneously. The force and angle of the blast is much like that of a shotgun, making the receiver's head snap back uncontrollably, due to the pressure of the stress. The givers should abstain from any sexual act for as long as possible prior to the session to achieve maximum effect. Also, participants with natural superhero-like ejaculatude tendencies help the snapback effect.
Last night, we had a Bukkake session in which we all timed it correctly to give Shiva a neck-breaking blast, aka, a Bukkake Shotgun. She is still walking around like her spinal cord was ripped out.
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When you nut in someone’s asshole and that person shotgun blasts the cum out with a fart.
I came in her ass and she shotgun blast me.
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When you sit on your partners butt then fart into their butt so they in turn fart back making them the culprit.
"You farted on me". " No I shotgun farted, you farted you dirty whore".
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when you use a shotgun as a bong by first unloading the shells putting the bowl in the shotgun hole where you load the bullets, then blowing into the bowl letting the smoke travel through the barrel into somebodies mouth.
dude, our bong broke, and we hate using the bowl, so we made a shotgun bong
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When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shitter by surprise). Usually a severe illness causes the fluidy, green-tinged shit.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.
'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun. The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illness-related shitting, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).
Bleeding has been known to occur.
Dana: "Holy shit! How's the porcelain on my throne melting?"
Big D: "No joke? Musta been that Guacamole Shotgun I discharged a few minutes ago. It has to be, the assburn is killing me..."
Dana: "W'Teh FUCK?!"
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After a round of rough anal, the catcher shoots the cum onto the pitcher's face via a fart.
Girl: I want to give you a Chocolate Shotgun.
Guy: No.
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