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the hole where your poo comes from
i have got a really sore poo hole
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The highest form of bullying in Edward's dodgy-end of Manchester. Likelihood of being bullied is increased by wearing BDU's to work, stealing bottles of beer from work, and living off a diet of only Pringles and Noodles.
Manchester's local chav set gave Edward a poo in helmet last week. He didn't bother cleaning it before he put a photo of him wearing it on Faceparty.
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The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!
Chris: Yah, what a Poo and Screw!
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Take some stuffing out of the pillow. Poo in the pillow. Sew it back up. Put it back on Kate's bed. The poo will soak in. She washes it. It gets worse. Kate is sad.
Caitlin: Hey guys! You know what would be really funny?
Sheila: No, what??? I'm super bored!
Caitlin: Let's poo in Kate's pillow and put it back on her bed!
Sheila: OMFG that's such a good idea. When she goes to wash it the smell will get worse!!!!
Caitlin: Totes. Poo pillow. You know what else is fun?
Sheila: No, what? OMG!! WHAT?
Caitlin: Doing your taxes drunk.
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When you want to insult someone and cant think of anything very interesting or clever to say.
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