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Having to finish yourself off mid blowjob because your girlfriends jaw is hurting.
I had to give myself the ol pedro special last night because she got tired again
To shit on one's chest while they make cookies and watch south park with you.
Bro I hung out with Ashley and I gave her a fat Good Ol' Classic
A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.
Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.
When one is not satisfied with one or more (example: a group) and there choices leading up to kneeling in the dirt around late nightish early morning surrounded by psycho appopilyptic red necks and a barbed wired baseball bat.
I swear to god rick if these little assholes don’t start listening soon I’ll give ‘em an ol’ Seven oner.
A boy/man from the country or in a small,small town where everybody knows everybody. Beleives in doing good, has morals and family values. Like to have his share of women but will settle down eventually. Usually not racist. Likes to drive old muscle cars and trucks. Works all week untill the sun goes down and on the weekends he has his fun. Probobly has a blue coller (manual labor) job. Likes beer, NASCAR, and country and other similar kinds of music. Usually mixed up wiht hick or redneck but they are 2 different things.
Those Dukes are good ol' boys
Something that Turkish parents say constantly to motivate their kids to do their bests at school. (Literally means: read, and become a man) (Really means: do your best at school and become a big and important person like a doctor, lawyer, judge, etc.)
They say it so often that it's annoying.
Mom: Oku, adam ol.
Me: Mom stop it! I get it already!!
A variant of the reverse titty fuck, done with the shirt left on the receiving team. While titty fucking backwards using her shirt to contain your erect purple headed warrior and it's payoff, you rub your shitty brown eye on her neck leaving her a bow tie.
After trying all night to talk Tonya out of some nookie, Carlos tied her up and gave her the ol mud bug and shit.