K-1

Awesome stand up fighting (all strikes and kicks, and no grappling) league out of Japan.

Joe: Wow, that was some great MMA action, but why no grappling?
Scott: That's K-1, and grappling is so overrated anyway
Joe: True, who the fuck wants to see two dudes roll around in an armbar for what seems like an eternity?
Scott: NOT ME

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1 February

Harry Styles national day! We celebrate Harry Styles’s birthday and it is hey national day!🍉

Person 1: Omg it’s 1 February! Person 2: That means Harry Styles national day!!

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1-worder

a person who constantly texts you one word answer like if you say "how are you" they say "ok" or you ask "what are you doing?" and they say "nothing"

Deanna: Hey Chris
Chris: Hi
Deanna: How are you?
Chris: good
Deanna: oh thatz cool
Chris: yea
Deanna:how r u?
Chris: fine
Deanna: dude wutever you r such a 1-worder! i got other ppl tu txt. peace
Chris: bye

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cloud 1

The feeling at which you have given up on all chance of happiness and spend your days contemplating the best means of death which leads you to go shopping at Home Depot for a sturdy rope and chair.

Well I lost all of my money, lost both of my legs, and my dog hates me. I'm on Cloud 1 right now

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my #1

The girl that your always gonna be with and love

Baby your always gonna be my #1.

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October 1

The day when you wake up Billie Joe Armstrong.

Friend: "Hey it's October 1."
Me: "Ya let's go and wake up Billie Joe Armstrong from the band, Green Day."

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Rule 1

If you think something is slang or don't if it is actually slang, then it is on the Urban Dictionary.

"Yo I just put the pussy on the chain wax!"
"That is not a real saying"
"Rule 1 man..."

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