alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.

Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.

alt user

a guy who gets bullied a lot thats why he has so many names and account

person 1:helo
person 2:ALT USER!!!!1

Ctrl+Alt+F4

Something dumb people would say to get dumber people out of their Minecraft server.

Tommy: Hey do you want some free diamonds?
Justin: Yes please! But how?
Tommy: It's very simple, you just have to type on you're keyboard Ctrl+Alt+F4.
Justin: *Follows his direction* Do I get free diamonds now?

Uluru Alt-Laatzen

Es ist ein Stück vom Uluru-Berg, welches abgesegt worden ist und in Laatzen als Australisches Parlament genutzt wird.
Hierbei ist es mir wichtig anzumerken, DASS DER ULURU ALT-Laaten zu ALT-LAATZEN und NICHT zu Laatzen gehört!

Hey hast du den Uluru Alt-Laatzen schon gesehen?

Ja habe ich, zum Glück gehört er Alt-Laatzen und nicht Laatzen

und nicht zu Laatzen weil wir sind die OG´s und sind viel krasser

als die

Da stimme ich dir zu, ES LEBE DER ULURU
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAA

Wolfy Gamer Alt

Wolfy Gamer Alt is a Socialize member on discord who is extremely popular and cool. Most people would be confused who he is but Wolfy Gamer Alt is a popular man through out the server. He is well known to his YouTube videos that are extremely funny for some reasons.

man1 : Hey have you heard of Wolfy Gamer Alt?

man2 : Yea I've heard of him he's cool tbh

Alt-Beige

Militant, yet colonized group of light skinned black men. They are Hotep adjacent. Their full time job is cooning and their part time job is tap dancing. Narcissistic and corny in nature, they still are sensitive and cry at night for no reason at all. Originated from Chicago.

Steven expressed his beige rage after becoming a Trump Supporter by joining the Alt-Beige.

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Is a person who is bored.

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