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November 24 is chaotic clown day. It is a day where you unleash all that sagittarius season chaotic fire energy, grab your face paint and you own it up to all your past mistakes. Let the fire mark your rebirth, let all that clown spiritual energy cleanse your soul. Also do yourself a favor and treat yourself, buy yourself something nice.
Person A: what day is it today?
Person B: it’s november 24, aka chaotic clown day.
Person A: oh! we should go get some new face paint.
The day $not posted the official video for "Go"
Dude 1: Did you hear $not's song is premiering on November 24?
Dude 2: Ofc I set an alarm for it too.
Dude 1: cool.
Dude 2: cool.
Dude 1: wanna fu-
National smooch day. Listen up folks it no make outs just smooch
November 24 is national smooch day...hey I don’t make the rules
My friend: Yo its jan 24
Me:ik
My friend: ok bye
Me: bitch get back here and say happy b-day to me
My friend: i was just kidding i knew the whole time
(that was a lie)
The day a strong, kind, and hot af person was born. They are the most loyal person you will ever meet, and they will never lie to you. You better know how incredibly lucky you are to have someone born on this day in your life, and better treat them like a fucking god because it doesn't get much better than them.
person #1: Happy birthday!
person #2: Thanks!
person #3: wait, your birthday is may 24th? wow, no wonder I like you so much, we should go out sometime!
person #2: no way, I am dating (insert person #1 name here) and I would never cheat on them, it's nice to meet you though.
person #1: I am so lucky to have you (insert person #2 name here)!
Give your boyfriend back his sweaters day
Day where your girlfriend has to return all the sweaters you've given her
"You have give me back all my sweaters now babe, after all it's May 24"
if you’re born on this day, that means ur a LEGEND and everyone knows who you are. you are attractive and funny and your a straight up god.
you: i’m born on may 24
boy: omg! no way ur like a legend!