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August 26&27 It’s National Blowjob Day girls, give your name some head!
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August 27th 2020 is the day the simpsons predicted that donald trump will die...lets see
chad: “yo i head august 27th is supposed to be special”
ryan: “yeah i head trump is supposed to die that day..”
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I'm literally just 27 rats writing this. Rats are very good at delivering packages. Rats can move at max speeds of 500mph. They are the second fastest animal on the planet behind the zoomy cat. Rats know everything so you should watch your back. Anyone who likes Ratatouille will be spared.
That kid is just 27 rats in a trenchcoat. They may kill you if you took their fedora.
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This was the day the incredible boyband why don’t we was formed. The 5 boys: Jonah, Corbyn, Daniel, Jack and Zach have risen to fame since then and traveled the world performing for their fans who are called limelights.
What was the best day of your life?
27 September 2016 because it was the day why don’t we was formed.
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Person 1: "Look at that hipster, I bet he smokes Marlboro 27's."
Person 2: "You're probably right, he looks like a trendy guy."
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I found her
Person 1: When did you guys meet
Person 2: 11/27/20
Person 1: nice
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You can take up to 27 minutes to pee after sex to avoid a yeast infection/other infectious things.
Dude, 27 minute rule it will still works.
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