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The day the mfs who pull the MOST were born. People born on this specific date are scientifically proven to me exceptionally attractive, intelligent, popular, and basically every good trait. Wonder beings, as they’re scientifically named, are proven to be perfect in every way
Person: who is that sexy mf over there 😜🥵👀
Friend: thats *****, i heard they were born on April 7th
Person: Oh so THATS why everyone is asking for their autograph
National Colie has to show you her boobs day
Person 1: Hey Colie! you know what today is? April 7th!!
Colie: Every year 😒
April 7th:
pop a titty day
No questions asked
Full exposure
For a solid second
“Guess what girlies it’s April 7th”
January seventh is national kiss your ex day
You: *kisses ex*
Ex: EW WHY DID YOU KISS ME?
You: Because it’s January 7th
Ex: ohhhh
National Fake-your-birthday day!
Who doesn't like a day where it's everyones birthday? Tell your friends that you're one year older, and sorry if your birthday is actually today hehe
Today is January 7th, which technically means its my birthday whether you like it or not. FREE CAKE NOM NOM NOM!!
Bro are you gonna ask Allie out? It’s January 7th aka ask out your best friend day.