National give a gift to any Alice you know
Alice: it’s my birthday
Friend: omg I have to get you something
Alice: good cause you have to give any Alice a gift on may 8th
the day when a girl asks their crush out, and if you are a boy, you just hope its you
hey its May 8th so like im confessing that i like you and im gonna take you on a date because i feel like it (girl)
hey i wish a girl would ask me out (boy)
Either annoying little kids or 13-14 year old kids who look and act 16+, the annoying little kid type 8th grader usually plays fortnite or rocket league says tiktok terms like ''W rizz'' thinks they are cool but really not probably talks about sex a lot even tho they know nothing about it or the type of 8th grader who vapes has sex and already 5'8 or taller as a literal child and they most likely take drugs you would never expect them to be 13 or 14
Person 1: dude I saw my little brothers middle school one second I saw some little 5'3 cringey 8th grader then I saw some kid who looks 19 and is 6'3
Person 2: these middle schoolers nowadays
A 8th grader's at the top of their school, acting all big and tough, but when they start high school and are at year 9, the lowest year possible, they realize that the world does in fact not revolve around them and instead they think they've been dumped in the absolute shithole that is high school.
guy 1- "yo I see a 8th grader over there"
guy 2- "let's ask him how he think high school's gonna go"
8th grader "I think I'm gonna be the top of my class and be getting A's all the time"
the same 8th grader when he hits High school
8th grader-"why are all my grades and teachers bad whywhywhy!!1!!!1"
Flash your gay best friend day or share your man’s D pic with your GBF.
It’s July 8th….SURPRISE, it’s my Dick