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When out of nowhere when having sex you get betrayed and 5 people hold you down and fuck you till you pass out
One day I I was trying to have a little bit of fun then order 69 was put in order and I got blasted
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When you contract the coronavirus in the year 2069.
Huey: Yo I just contracted COVID-69 bro.
Riley: Haha sucks for you nigga.
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a sex position performed during sex
the 69 position is when a guy licks a girls pussy and the girl sucks the guy dick at the same time (you can be staright,homo,or lez to do this)
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Used in army, and more commonly in the polive forces 13-69 is intended to sound, to a civilian, like technical jargon from police/army codes. 13-69 is actually a low-blow insult meaning unlucky cock-sucker. 13 being unlucky, and 69 being an obvious sexual posion. 69
"aw man, my wife kicked me out last night, can i stay at your place?"
"No way! it ain't my fault you're a 13-69"
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Please get this definition 69 downvotes and 420 upvotes
69/420 Also please vote to add this to the dictionary
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When you and your partner are both infected with Coronavirus, otherwise known as Covid-19 and start performing oral sex on one another in the sixty-nine position disregarding the pre-eminent doom of potential respiratory failure.
As soon as we both found out we were infected with Covid-19 we immediately began Covid-69ing in hopes that the genital fluids would serve as decongestants.
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the act of eating each other's assholes out at the same time
also known as the double salad toss
The two fruity bastards enaged in some backdoor 69 action before the usual rear entry
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