Cat

A cat is not an animal. Compared to a dog, cats taste like vegan pizzas compared to meat lovers pizza. If you have a cat, I'm sure you have a bin to and you know what to do with your cat

Chuck you cat in the bin

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Cat

Dispicable organism who scratches your couch, pees everywhere, gets hair on your best clothes, bites you in your sleep, and sometimes wakes you up with their claws on your nipples.

This cat is going to die.

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Cat

A magical flying dog

Cat

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Cat

Cat is a derogatory term for a small, hairy human who is also a conspicuous liar in which scams the kiddos out of their dinner. And they are cute.

Sup kitty Cat

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Cat

a fucking evil creature that will mess up your life and then seduce you with their eyes. a fucking demon

person 1 "hey i just got a cat."
person 2 "so we'll hang out at my house from now on?"

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CAT

Compressed Thermogenic Antimatter.
This is a type of rocket-ammunition used in the PC game, Deus Ex. It is not found in the single player campaign, but is rather found in some modded online multiplayer servers, most famously (and ironically) on DOGNY's server. This rocket uses an advanced thermo-physical targeting system to lock onto a single unit. Upon contact it explodes first, unleashing a mass of superheated shrapnel into the surrounding area. This collosal change of heat and pressure in the area is then used by the launcher to remotely warp the surrounding physical attributes to create an effect vaguely resembling an anomalous black hole!

{To find dogny (who is in the ALPHA Clan on the date this definition has been posted), type "DOGNY's server Deus Ex" on google}

OMG I FOUND THE CAT LAUNCHER!!! LETS PWN SUM NUBS!!!


SHIT I HEAR A CAT LOCKING ON TO US!!! EVACUATE! GET TO THE BASE!!!

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Cat

OMG KITTIES!
Exare is teh longcat
meowmeo
ROFLCATS
Desper
7yi777

Exare is a cat.
Meowzur0rz

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