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He has one hobby that becomes his only personality trait, he's usually blonde and never small. He definitely can't handle his drink, gives it all the chat but no follow up when he actually gets a girl in bed. He catches feelings quickly but often stays in the friend zone, he's a good guy Callum is.
Friend 1: Hi Callum, my cat just died.
Callum: Once when I was rowing I saw a dead cat so I can relate actually
Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.
Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid
The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.
“He has spiky hair!”
“Must be a Callum.”
This boy loves a neck. If he sees one, it’s almost a certain he’ll leave a mark.
Christ have you sent that girls hickey? Must have been a Callum
Callum is Callum with blue balls.
person1: who's Callum?
person2: idk but he’s got blue balls