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Mia and Landon are soulmates
Mia&landon: The definition of the perfect match
Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”
When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.
Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.
a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand
-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand
landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay
SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK
You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself
A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.
“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”