A great movie about a monster who makes friends with a French singer, based on The Phantom of the Opera, except the French girl, Lucille, is the Svengali.
Leona: Have you seen A Monster in Paris?
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!
Someone who constantly drinks Monster energy drinks.
Frank: Tom you're a Monster Freak, try some juice please.
Tom: No thanks, ill stick with my Monsters.
Someone who is addicted to giving oral sex. A person who fiends for dick.
It wasn't even Halloween and I still got head by a Dome Monster.
One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.
No Example for a Wandering Monster
Someone who uses the phrase "Lol" too often, and/or doesn't really laugh.
Poodle132: I went to the store yesterday and I fell.
Narwal6: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOlOLOLOLOLOLoOLOLoLOoLoLOLOL
Poodle132: It wasn't really that funny.
Narwal6: LOL
Poodle132: You Lol Monster.
A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.
How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!
A rabbit that is larger than the rest. A pimp of all the other rabbits in the cage.
Hey look at that monster bun! Its so large