he's a tool

Someone who doesn't have their own identity but will latch onto others ideas to be popular. He will others use him. Used in a sentence "He's such a tool" means he is inauthentic and just mirroring beliefs and actions of others.

He's a tool, he can't think for himself.

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power tools

vibrators, bullets, butterflies, licorice stix, purple flirts, etc

I just bought some new power tools at the fun party. Its not small you gotta plug it in the wall.

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Meat Tool

noun 1 An extremely foolish, stupid or contemptable person. 2 A penis

John is such a meat tool, he blew a whole month's wages on a pair of shoes.

I caught my boyfriend sleeping with my sister while I was at work! He's such a meat tool!

Gillian will charge you only 25 dollars, and you can insert your meat tool where ever you please.

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Twilight Tool

The 16 to 18 year old girl or gay man who had no idea what Twilight was until they saw the big hype over the upcoming movie.

The person generally went to go see the midnight showing of the movie without reading the books, and the next day went to the mall to buy half off Twilight apparel at 'Hot Topic.'

After these events, the person will go to 'Barnes and Noble' purchase a cappuccino, buy the twilight books, carry them around their high school, and pretend they are a vampire.

"Hey John, do you see Jenni over there with her brand new Twilight books?"

"Yeah, they still have the price sticker on them, what a 'Twilight Tool'"

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simple tool

A pejorative nickname for someone who demonstrates a lack of intelligence or curiosity.

On more than one occasion, the 45th POTUS, sometimes known as President Poptart, has demonstrated himself to be a complete simple tool.

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Tool of a Douche

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.

George W. Bush is a tool of a douche.

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Tools Crazy

The opposite of “Tools Down”. I’m flat out mate, over the top busy.

I can’t believe how busy it is. It’s Tools Crazy.