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(noun)an unexplainable erection achieved during church services
(adj) That little, warm fuzzy feeling you experience when you see something adorable
(N) Preacher: Praise Jesus!
Man: (achieves erection) Praise indeed!
(adj)(Watching tv, Snuggle commercial comes on)
person 1:Aw!!! Look at the Snuggle bear!
person 2: I might have a soul boner right about now
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You may be lucky enough to find one of these in your life time. A soul mate is the kind of person who you can walk around San Francisco with, acting like a goblin, or a raptor, and they wont judge you at all. You can eve show off all your dance moves, and they just laugh at you, in a loving way. A soul mate is the kind of person who you can sing Robin Thicke's - Lost Without U with on the Bart as loud as you can, and not care who hears or looks. They are the kind of person who you can listen to an epic harmonica solo with, while making harmonica noises in the car, and when you look over and say, "This makes me thing of Rosanne," they go "OMG ME TOO." They are the kind of person who when Tegan and Sara's - Nineteen comes on, you both look at each other, laugh, and realize that the song was written about you two. They are the person who you can get the Troy and Abed handshake down with, with no practice, without even trying. They are the ying to your yang. They eat your green food. And don't hate you for watching glee. They are your best friend. They are your companion.
Ex. 1
M - "Hey do you know Julia?"
S - "Know her!? She's my soul mate!"
Ex. 2
T and S - "I felt you in my heart, before I even knew you!"
J and S - *look at each other and laugh*
S - "Soul Mates."
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A large black woman with an attitude and a deep singing voice. EX: Aretha Franklin, Whoopi Goldberg
Latrell: "I hear you been poppin' LaKeisha lately. Got yo' self a soul sista I see."
Donell: "Hell naw nigga, that ho can't sing. She ain't nothin' but a BIG BITCH."
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The true culture of African Americans, and the legendary legacy left behind, as well as continued today; Pride. An unconscious expression of hope, glory, and passion hidden inside of every black man.
He is uncompromising and strong-minded; a true "Black soul."
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A soul whore, or soul whoring, is the phenomenon encountered when playing a cooperative play through of the popular fighting fantasy game franchise, Dark Souls.
In the game, Dark Souls, one most do as the American corporations do and claim as many unwilling souls as possible.
This process can imbue one with a sort of dirty sexual power obsession and a sudden leaning towards delusional rape-like activity; this lead to soul whoring and is commonly seen as a societal short coming.
Soul whoring can be observed through dysfunctional personality traits such as hording (i.e. saving massive amounts of souls to brag in lieu of using them for leveling up or spending); collecting (i.e. finding items to increase soul count or finding high soul yielding farming locations); exclusion (i.e. asking singular members of a cooperative team to do a boss or area without the other members of the cooperative team); delusion (i.e. believing the game is about soul count/level and game knowledge rather than exploration and trial and error game play); and mania (i.e. excitement towards high soul accumulation and higher levels than members of their cooperative team).
However, there is hope found in modern medicine; soul whoring has been found to be curable through disenfranchisement with meta-gaming and two blunts to the face all day, erryday.
Saul McGraygore sure is a soul whore when he chooses to ask for individual boss sessions with select members of the team, and wears his Silver Serpent Ring instead of damage boosters like the Llyod's Sword Ring.
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soul pussy is the thing you get verbally fucked in when losing a rap battle to the point that the verbal pussy now looks like a fresh, fat, Arby's sandwhich.
"Damn. Matthew got is souls pussy fucked by Juston's soul dick" (the verbal fucking device).
Matthew 's feelings were hurt after he had his soul pussy verbally raped by Juston's 12 inch soul pipe.
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Soul moaning is a cross between Patrick Stump's soul voice and Gerard Way's moaning. It goes something like this: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa uh uh uh uh uh aaaauuuuuhhhh
Person A: *hears something strange yet Majestic ™* What is that noise?
Person B: *is soul moaning* Oh this is just me trying to soul moaning but failing.
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