Art which is 100% organic and the result of bowel issues. Especially when sweetcorn is a decorative feature.
A very sacred art, only to be mastered by few who possess the skill. It is where your lips intertwine with that of another, fiercly battling with passion.
Person: What are they doing?
Person 2: They're practicing the mwamwa arts...
Pointless, ugly, unpleasant dribble that could enter a competition against found garbage and still lose made by talent-less posers steeped in smug, self-affirming attitudes of rebellion and uniqueness, while in fact being neither rebellious nor unique.
You can't thrash on the floor and make screeching noises in the MoMA and call it postmodernist art. It's not edgy and nihilistic, you just suck too much to actually make anything.
A class where you can get an A just by drawing a picture. Most people spend art class talking. People tend to be very lazy in art class, and most art teachers are people who can't control the class.
Dude 1: Hey dude what was that about?
Dude 2: I'll tell you in art class
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A style of architecture, interior design which existed in the late 1800's. It's subject matter included birds, flowers, and the curves of the female body. All these could be expressed using curves and pastel colours, a distinctive technnique which is still recognised today.
1.dude.. come help me with my art nouveau essay.. ( extract above )
2. Wow.. look at that. Why, it's the perfect example of art nouveau.
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Noun, a condition when you have no artistic ability whatsoever
A: dude, that is a terrible drawing
B: fuck off man, you know I have art downs!
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When a fried piece of food clams fish, ect, resembles a person, place, or thing.
Dude, I was eating some fried clams at my moms house and I swear one of the fried art looked just like my ex girlfriend's vagina!
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