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When a dude rubs one out through a coat on an unsuspecting woman's leg. The woman realizes what happened when she finds jizz on her leg.
I was on the train yesterday and when i got home, i saw that someone had pulled an Australian train ride when i wasn't looking.
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Australian rhyming slang for the word 'cunt'.
In Aussie Rules Football, a 'dropped kick' is referred to as a 'punt'. As is typical with rhyming slang, the joke has been moved one step away from the obvious - instead of calling someone a 'punt', the term 'drop kick' is used.
"You worthless little drop-kick!"
(Example courtesy of Kanabia :p)
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The arrognat arseholes who whinge about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can find. They are rude to people who least deserve it and not the ones who do. They think they can do whatever they like and piss off younger generations around them by being complete know-it-all douche bags and telling them what to do.
Pack of some old fuck 50 something White Middle Aged Australians: "It's too cold", "It's too hot," "The sun is too bright", "it's too dark," "this meal is shit," "do this", "do that."
Me: "Blow my pussy"
Something always has to be wrong
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A phrase used to describe something that was carnage because of group stupidly instead of a michael masi.
The race was the third edition of formula 1 deal or no deal.
The fia caused a 2023 Australian grand prix.
Freshly shaved vagina in Western Australia
Fuck Sharon's west Australian cactus flange is spikey
I need to trim my nails before I take the trip down her Australian slip n slide
when your shitting and 4 people fall through your roof and start dabbing and flossing
woah bro i just had a AUSTRALIAN BURGER MUSIC FORTNITE while i took a fat shit