105th base

The act of having sex, while being drenched in chocolate. While Stevie Wonder is playing "chocolate rain" by Tay Zonday in the background. Then, Marilyn Manson runs by and blankets your body in whipped cream. Finally, the night is topped off by Halle Berry placing a cherry on your lips. Afterward, everyone eats marshmallows and plays "Funny Bunny"

Nick: "OMG last night was so amazing."

Gina: "What happened?"

Nick: "I so 105th based some girl yesterday."

Gina: "Holy shit dude that's awesome congratz!"

Nick: "Yeah thank q, and I'm probably going to 105th her again tonight"

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Sex Bases

1st base: French Kissing
2nd base: Feeling
3rd base: Fingering
Home Run: Fuck

Basically:
French
Feel
Finger
Fuck

My boyfriend and I got to 3rd base (from the sex bases) last night!!!!!! It was amazing!!!

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Relationship bases

1st- french kissing
2nd- groping
3rd-oral

4th- sex
GRAND SLAM: anal

Last night we rounded all of the relationship bases and got a grand slam-kissing, groping, oral sex and ANAL!

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35th base

Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals.

Guy: Dude! 35th base is awesome!

Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?

Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.

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51st Base

When two guys each get anally penetrated by 2 horses simlutaneously whilst jacking off their own father's that are licking your sister's anus as she shits all over his face.

Dude 1: I got to 51st base last night!
Dude 2: Dude, you're fucked up
Dude 3: Are you really sad enough to look through all of the definitions of bases until the 51st?

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Sexual Bases

first base- any type of kissing, including french and a peck
second base- touching above the belt
third base- touching below the belt (licking, hand jobs, fingering etc.)
fourth base- missionary sex
fifth base- anal sex

dude, did you get to second base with emily? sexual bases man?

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Twelfth Base

Fucking a girl so hard she dies.

Steve: Man I fucked Katie so hard last night that she died while cumming.

Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?

Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.

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