Decoy Beans

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent

*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"

ownage beans

A way to describe someone who owns or is ownage. Originated from a kfc tower defence when the baked beans tower is upgraded.

I'll just upgrade this tower... AND NOW THEY'RE OWNAGE BEANS!

Fudge bean

n.
A kind, typically small individual who is able to sweeten people's days by simply being around them, either through their sheer cuteness or their ability to bake a delicious treat.

n.
I was walking home yesterday when I saw a girl drop her icing container. When I picked it up and gave it back to her, I noticed she was a fudge bean.

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

angel bean

Mentioning your partner

He's my angel bean

angel bean

A name given to your boyfriend/girlfriend or someone that is just generally really cute

Phil is everyone's favourite angel bean

He is like a ray of sunshine, he's such an angel bean

bean holder

another name for vagina, the bean being the clitoris.

i had a sharp shooting pain in my bean holder.

i'm going to get in my bean holder tonight and flick my bean.