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Man - woman make me a sandwitch
woman - ok
THIS IS IN THE BIBLE PEOPLE, THE REAL DESCRIPTION
Woman (bible description)
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A well-known diploma mill located in Colorado, famous for being the alma mater of creationism activist Kent Hovind. The school has never been accredited by any accreditation institution and even claims it has no wish to be. The school sells degrees in such far-ranged topics as Christian education and missionary studies. The main classroom building resembles a trailer park home. In order to get into this school, all you need is a checkbook and a pen.
Erica couldn't get into Regent University since her high school GPA was a 1.04, luckily she got into Patriot Bible University.
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a church that has grown big and fast and anyone who doesnt go to church at all calls it a cult, but really more people go to it than dont. like 3,000 people go there.
besides, if that many people go there, how can it be a cult?
if u think MBC is a cult than u obviously havent gone there but hate it because everyone else does
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It's often used as a response to something vaguely repulsive or strange.
It's can also be used as an exclamation for "that was a weird sentence you just put into the world"
Some strange being: "hey, you want to look at a compilation of sonic mpreg with me"
Slightly sane individual: "none of those words are in the Bible"
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The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.
Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."
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A joint rolled from a prison Bible.
You know, those fake ass Bibles?
Josh: Rip me a page from that little ass Bible.
Me: Why?
Josh: I'm gonna roll a Bullshit Bible Joint.
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