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when you confuse one anime with another
is that naruto no it's dbz you are anime blind
The inability of someone to hear their own snoring.
I could barely sleep last night because Ken has snore blindness and he kept me up all night!
When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.
To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.
tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears
Person 1:Bro I cried so much I can’t see no more
Person 2:What?
Person 1:I went tear-blind
When a person is in their mid forties and refuses to accept they are blind. Particularly, they think they only need reading glasses whilst in reality, they are blind as fuck and should wear tartan or leopard glasses at all times.
Look at the nick of him trying to read that recipe. He’s as blind as Bickers.
When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina
“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”
A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.
I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.