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Sex in the AM.
I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.
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To strike a person in the stomach out of anger or spite
Gary gave the mugger a "hobo Breakfast"
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Basically means "everywhere". Predominantly a New Zealand expression to explain the size of a messy situation.
"We made such a mess last night, there was cream from arsehole to breakfast..." said Bruce getting all highfalutin and rambunctious.
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Sex before breakfast. Then she makes you breakfast.
Boy that breakfast sex was amazing. Do I smell bacon?
First we'll have sex, then ill let you cook me breakfast.
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An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
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Originating in Pre-colonial Brazil the Portugese Breakfast was first introduced to the west via an aboriginal tribesman who passed on the info to some portugese conquistadores. With a taste for omelates but no skillit to speak of he siglehandedly revolutionized the egg industry. Throwing caution into the wind and 3-4 eggs, plus fixins into an ass cavity he created a quick and delicious meal as well as a great way to demoralize the person being used as the ass skillet.
"Sofia smiled to herself as Alowicious poured western omelate batter into her ass cavity. In a matter of minutes they would be dining on one hell of a portugese breakfast"
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The first meal of the day comprising of a pharmasuitacal cuisine accompanied by a H2o condiment.
Originated: under a white dichroic sky serenaded by Jacque and his ivory bellows on top of mount clubdecafe.
Tom: Ahhhhhghhggg
Susie: You don't look too well.
Tom: Agggghhggh
Susie: in need of a chemical breakfast this morning?
Tom: bugger off.
Susie: suit yourself
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