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Possibly the one sorority that cannot fit any stereotype. There are girls that look like tri delts, DG's, KD's, Phi Mu's, Zeta's,Pi Phis, and Thetas; from my experience, at least. They are the ones, at least in my chapter, that don't really give a damn about what people think about them, but just strive to be the best sisterhood that they can be. We have girls who can drink you under the table, girls that can eat, girls that can make you laugh, and girls that are so bitchy they can make you cry. We are more of a fraternity than a sorority, and that is why I love us.
"What's Alpha Chi's stereotype? "
"I've heard of Alpha Chi Obesa...but that chick looks like a tri delt."
"Yeah but that one looks like a Phi Mu..."
"What about Alpha Chi Ho-mega?"
"Yeah..that chick over there really knows how to get down"
"But that one doesn't go out...she's kind of a nerd, actually"
"Ha..well, I've got it..Alpha Chi-oholics"
"Isn't every sorority girl an alcoholic?"
"What the hell is going on?...I feel like I'm in the twilight zone...I feel like someone took all of the sororities and mashed them together to make Alpha Chi Omega."
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1.) Well Hung Studs.
2.) Hung like a Wild Stallion
3.) Otherwise known as ballers
Steppenwolf who wrote the song "Magic Carpet Ride" and is a Lambda Chi Alpha
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basically the hottest sorority to exist on this planet with the hottest girls, best parties, and best name. dont feel bad that your not a part of this sorority...and if you join another one like alpha phi, delta gamma, theta, its ok you can continue to stive and be like us.., it wasnt meant for everyone for a reason. only the elite, the classiest, it was made for the finer things in life.
"Oh my god Ashley, if i dont get a bid for Alpha Chi Cmega I think I might die!"
"Were sorry that people are just so jealous of us...but we can't help it that Alpha Chi Omega is so popular"
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Our apparent “46th” president.
Goes against his word and bans fracking 1 day into his “presidency”. Writes EO with nothing on any of the pages, doesn’t even sign his name. Turns his back on National Guard: tells them to sleep in a parking garage in 35 degree weather. Walks past 2 marines and is so trained to say whatever his earpiece says - “salute the marines” rather than actually saluting them. He currently lives in Castle Rock, a fake stage of the WH.
Wow, Chi-Com Joe has really beady eyes! Why isn’t there any visible white to his eyes? He surely wasn’t born that way
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The fraternity for party going, pussy grinding total chads. Brothers of this fraternity are the best of the best. Also the only frat to drop a nuke.
Jessica: You’re dating a Lambda Chi Alpha? Luckiest girl in the world!
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A form of skiing usually mastered by new skiers within thier first few days. It consists of skiing down easy slopes while wildly waving your arms and claiming to have mastered something spiritual. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also flatboarding.
Wow, your first day and you have already masterd tai chi skiing.
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Shitty/brown/harsh weed from inner-city Chicago. Found in Chicago, and surrounding area.
D-bag: Yo man, check out this ill weed I just picked up.
Non d-bag: Those shitty brown nugs? Have fun with your Chi-town brown faggot.
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