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when your fucking a girl doggystyle, you take your thumb and stick it in her ass. When she gives you a weird look you take you pointer finger and hook her mouth.
Sara was pissing me off so I decided to give her the chicago meat hook.
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It's a term used about how you hold your money. Some think that its all singles with a twenty on the outside. But, original it's was used for when you are in public. People can't see if your ballin, so you put the big bills in the middle and you work outward.
That kid is smart carrying that Chicago Bank Roll.
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Positioning one's rectum directly onto the air intake of the victim's sleep apnea machine then farting, thereby pressurizing the evil stench before slamming it at a high rate of speed and pressure through the mask , nose and lungs of the unlucky victim.
After stealthily entering the abode of mine enemy with the intent and malice aforethought of delivering unto him a Chicago Sunroof, I looked upon him did see that he wore a sleep apnea mask. And this was bad, for a mask would surely be of hindrance to said delivery. And so I thought hastily and did contrive of a new delivery system. A system even more heinous than usual. And hence I did drop trou and placed my rectum directly upon the air intake of his sleep apnea machine and did unleash the darkness that dwells within my bowels, hence, inventing the Chicago Sunroof Turbo.
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Verb- when a women drinks coffee and leaves it in her mouth while giving a man oral sex. Often times this is accompanied by a sprinkled doughnut around the genitalia of the man.
While drinking her starbucks, jill gave jack some incredible chicago coffee cock to start the off his week.
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A maneuver that is popular and perfected in Chicagoland. The act is completed when a driver with Illinois plates gracefully cuts from the left lane of a major expressway across all lanes in order to just make their exit, cutting off several cars in the process.
If it is a nice day out and the driver has their windows down, they may be so courteous as to stick their hand out of the window and hold up a certain number of fingers, alerting those on the road as to exactly how many lanes they are planning on moving.
While residents of other states, particularly Cheeseheads up north, may be annoyed at this, it is considered a common practice, exercised out of necessity, in the Chicago metro area.
Cheesehead: "Did you see that Chuck? That Illinois car just pulled a Chicago Lane Change! Boo!"
Chicagoan: "Fuck you, loser - and the Packers, too."
A bunch of mostly Irish hooligans who run around the city of Chicago and the suburbs stirring up trouble.
Man see that kids jacket... Yeah hes in the Chicago City Clovers.
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A reverse titty fuck (see Cincinnati bow tie) where the gent has unexpectedly left toilet paper stuck between his ass cheeks resembling a newspaper
Last night I asked Todd for a Cincinnati bow tie, and to my dismay, I ended up getting a Chicago Tribune.
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