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When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.
Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.
No... Like seriously close that shit
Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door
When you’re high out ya mind and your eyes are just like... glued shut.
“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”
*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.
*Midnight McDonlads Run*
Drive Thru worker: highs closed
You: highs closed
Closed We are closed and I truly appreciate the time shared with my great cousin
Emphasize
When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.
Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.
verge on indecency, dishonesty, or disaster
Here's a sentence using "sail close to the wind":
The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
Closed circuit slut;
Someone who fucks a handful of people exclusively but haves their own place/independence.
She's been fucking the same 7 guys exclusively since middleschool, talk about a closed circuit slut.