callum summerbee

Oh queens said we've got to play him at the back oh oh words can't describe when we see him in the blue and white he's head is big he only scores when he's wearing his wig that's why we sing this song for the callum from mars

i'm from outer space callum summerbee

Callum Milward

A kid that doesn’t leave girls alone, he’s way out of his league and needs to get some new friends. His penis is smaller than his Iq minus his brain capacity.

Omg your such a little shit, you remind me of a Callum Milward

Callum Whitta

He is very great in bed even better than Aston Barsley and lots of women flock to him for his great looks and tall height as well as give a bj.

Have you seen Callum Whitta?
No I think hes getting a bj from ten girls.

Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.

Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats

Callum Berkeley

Brick looking ass fag

stop being a Callum Berkeley or i'll ban u on mc

Callum Owens

Means you're wellgate scum

Eww is that Callum Owens from wellgate

Callum Drunk

Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):

downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's

Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them

'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'