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Where a girl/boy has mash potatos in her/his mouth and then gives a blowjob
Guy 1: how did it go with that girl last night
Guy 2: it was great she gave me a canadian snowball
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Real life DayZ warrior selling flamethrowers and jerky while displaying global war analysis using cartoon rockets.
BOB: Hey let's go grab a beer and shoot some pool.
FRANK: Nah I gotta go Canadian Prepper and prime my flamethrower, sharpen my flechettes for my crossbow, and stock up on maxipads for the end of the world. Catch ya later.
Held on the Second Monday of October in Canada, the Canadian Thanksgiving is one of the few days where we get to lay off our usual diet of Maple Syrup and Poutine in favor of Turkey and Stuffing.
Thanksgiving in Canada is quite interesting, because rather than each household being snowed in individually like the rest of the year, our entire family tree rides their polar bears to a select household's igloo. We then talk about the Leaf's game while sipping on a nice, cold Alpine beer.
Canadian: So, this Thanksgiving we rode our polar bears-
American: Wait, the f***? it's only October, dude.
Canadian: You dumbo!! It's the Canadian Thanksgiving!
When your canadian friend does or says something unusual or surprising
Canadian: They are so lesbians.
Intellectual: Bruh they're sisters, what is wrong with you!? Canadian Moment.
Another term for maple syrup.
I need some Canadian gravy for my pancakes.
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Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.
Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.
The canadian pipeline is the act of inserting a straw into ones anus and then putting the other side of the straw into someones elses anus and then you proceed to fart and the gases will then travel into the others persons anus
"Hey bob want to canadian pipeline"
"no jimmy unless dad can join"
"Ok bob We will need the free way straw"
"Get a wide straw, i like the sensation it gives""
"ok jimmy i love uou"