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Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023


capital rule

Any girl that wants to call a dude "freshie," then she has to give him head

Girl: Hey John, can I call you freshie.
John: You can, but you have to obey capital rule though.
Girl: Ok:)

(Gives head first)

by Big_Strong2203 January 18, 2018


BEJROVBOOTY GanBJrastas capital 3

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 BJS 10 rose's and 10 sangs and 9 black ninjas and 1 master Japannoe game pieces. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 3. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by LBJAY December 24, 2022


Cocaine Capitalism

A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.

*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.

by Unquestionably Burdensome February 16, 2024


Capitalism Cold

The physical, emotional, and spiritual suffering which results from an individual being overworked & underpaid in an unsatisfying but necessary job.

“Goddamn, I’ve been busting ass all week at a job that doesn’t recognize me as a person & the built landscape around me gives me malaise & feelings of anomie. I must be coming down with a Capitalism Cold!”

by Doctorb J June 18, 2021


racial capitalism

A social and economic system of removing social and economic value using markers associated with race (e.g. such as dark skin or people of African descent) while attributing social and economic value using markers associated with race (e.g., white/light skin or people of European descent).

Example - Wealth is assigned to predominately white U.S. neighborhoods at higher rates than predominately Black, Hispanic, or Latinx neighborhoods. As more middle and upper class White families move into neighborhoods (gentrification) the property values increase but the reverse happens when Black families move into formally homogenized White neighborhoods.

See Cedric Robinson and Charles Mill's work around racial capitalism.

Racial capitalism has assigned value to Whiteness in that those of European descent are often given lower interest rates on loans than those who are not.

by EquityLLC February 9, 2022


Capitalism

Ethan, (a.k.a. Turtle) is the founder/creator of capitalism.

Turtle Industries is based around capitalism and Ethans hunger for power.

by astrology major February 28, 2022