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A "Christopher Adrian Vargas" is an extremely homoerotic gay dude who tries to stick his fully erect penis in his freinds mouth while they are sleeping during a sleepover.
That Christopher Adrian Vargas really destroyed me in my sleep!
Noun a man who you would't want to piss off, he's strong caring and dont give a fuck what other think. Will help others before helping himself, he is very wise and smart, when a girl get him he will love her with all his heart and will protect her with all his might. A hard worker. He will want to have kids when he's ready will support his family when he get one, never cheat on his girlfriend/wife. He will put a smile on your face chear you up when needed. And has a huge cock
Her boyfriend is a christopher daniel wiseman he chear her up all the time she always smiles around him
Christopher Daniel Anderson is a totes chill dude yo.
"Yo have you met Christopher Daniel Anderson?"
"Yeah, man, he's a totes chill dude yo."
"I agree Christopher Daniel Anderson IS a totes chill dude yo."
Does like to sing in the shower
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
Christopher Vega is a man who will love you no matter what situation you are in. He is the most gorgeous, handsome man youll ever meet. Christopher Vega is known for his attractive eyes and lips. he is also known for being attractive. Once you see a christopher Vega, you wont get your eyes off of them because of how handsome they are. he is also known to be the funniest and loyan man ever. he is the prettiest boy youll ever meet.
y/n : i wish i can be loved. can we date?
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
He likes to suck toes 20 times a day. He has an only fans where he sells toe picks for $5 a pop. Don’t be fooled by his Pube mustache that he shaves only a couple times a month.
Christopher I likes to suck toes and sells them on toehub
A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!