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1) Great martial artist. He'd kick any of your asses.
2) Horrible actor, don't kid yourself. Even HE knows he's not a good actor.
3) Star of many great movies (eg. Missing In Action) and TV shows (eg. Walker Texas Ranger).
4) Center of the internet craze of "Chuck Norris Facts", where people made up one liners about how amazing Chuck Norris is. They were hilarious when they came out in early-mid 2005, but now everyone and their dead grandma has heard these jokes, and they're getting old.
Chuck Norris himself has offered commentary on these jokes:
"I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as 'Chuck Norris facts.' I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, 'Against All Odds?' They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, 'The Justice Riders', released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts."
No matter how many people abuse these jokes, Chuck Norris' tears will ALWAYS cure cancer, yet he will NEVER cry!
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Chuckles and giggles shortened.
'Chucks' = Chuckles
'Gigs' = Giggles.
Used to define something funny or an amusing event. Can have the word bare added in front for maximum effect.
It was bare chucks and gigs last night!
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A form of extreme breakdancing, where the dancer swings his leg around, in the form of a roundhouse kick. This should never be attempted, as it will result in massive casualties. In fact, none who have seen it have lived to tell about it, so it exists only as a myth.
Danny was popping and locking, and then he went on to do The Chuck Norris. There were no surviving witnesses.
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no ass, flat ass..nothing there to hold up your pants
man... call leonard nimoy to search for "chucks ass!"
that gal has chucks ass... no booty call there!
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The illest shoe ever made. So simple yet so sick. I wore these shoes all my life. They were first made in the 1950's and have been worn since then by all types of people, including gangsta rappers, rockstars, b-ballers, skaters, and people who just like to chill. Now, due to faux pop-punkers like Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, and Green Day, they have become increasingly popular with trendy poser chicks. Some geeky goth kids wear em too. But thanks to rappers such as the Game they are being reclaimed by blacks, the group that really rocked them in the first place. I don't really care what clique wears them, I'm gonna keep wearing them forever. I just hope the females don't completely take over the shoe and make it a feminine shoe to wear like they did the Adidas superstar. Oh well. They still rock, and always will.
Oh, and only posers buy the lame low top chucks. High tops all the way, baby!
Uh, yeah, I said everything I wanted.
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A Chuck flash is when you don't remember something your friends say is important, and they say ONE WORD or you see a picture, and suddenly you remember every detail of the incident. Called a Chuck flash because on the NBC show Chuck, the main character (Chuck) has a supercomputer in his brain, and all it takes to trigger a lot of important details in the supercomputer is a picture, or a name, or a face.
Jenny: Well, you know my favorite Disney movie right?
AJ: Uhm...gimme a hint?
Jenny: tick tock crocodile
AJ: -plays entire watch-swallowing crocodile scene from Peter Pan in mind- OH! Peter Pan! I just had a Chuck flash.
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the act of stroking yourself in a pleasant matter.
Aw breeaatt my mom walked in on me when i was chucking bread.
Chucking bread is one of my favorite hobbies I engage in 3 to 9 times a day.
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