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The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman
We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!
The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.
*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”
When a woman sucks a guys cock, then spits his cum into her hand and slaps him in the face with his own cum.
That chick white clawed me last night!
Same as the dutch rudder. Only for women
‘Oooo shit me and Tracy got a bit hot and heavy last night. Nothing lesbian happened we just Dutch clawed each other’
someone with a strange or deformed hand
"peter frampton has a biffy claw"
This is a kung fu style you imitate a tiger fighting with his claws and use your real nails to scratch up and cut the enemy competitors in martial arts matches
Using the tiger claws style kung fu so much the nails on my dominant hand tend to be longer than my weak hand that is not as strong,
(n) Claw-like hand shape formed by people when posting pictures of their nail art, apparently favoured because it exposes all five figernails at once.
"Getting your hand locked in the nail art claw is a major health hazard for fashion bloggers."