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Clintonic Suicide

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.

“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”

by Dredgen May 12, 2023


Bill Clintoning It

the act of intentionally ejaculating on a piece of clothing, preferably on a blue dress. May also be used as a noun (Bill Clinton) to describe the ejaculate.

Person 1: "Oh yeah! Taste my Bill Clinton!" *ejaculates*

Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"

Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023


A Bill Clinton

A picture of the Washinton Monument as the poser's penis while sitting somewhere on the National Mall in DC. A picture is considered a "scandal" if the poser gets a female to "Monica" the monument.

Dude I got A Bill Clinton in DC this weekend

by zap23 October 3, 2010


Clintoned

to mysteriously disappear or die with lots of circumstantial evidence attached to said disappearance or death

Man#1:
"hi has anybody seen anything of billy lately?? It's like weeks since I seen him or heard anything from him I'm starting to get a bit worried surely someone has seen him?"

Random voice in pub:
"Waste of time looking for him mate was on the news last week - he got "Clintoned" and they are still looking for his laptop!

by Bleachybit May 27, 2024


clinton cudas

An elite swim club. A lot of drama that involves dumb shit. Their mommy’s and daddy’s pay too much for them to swim their.

Random kid: Are you a part of the Clinton Cudas?

Some other kid: Yeah did you hear Micheal Phelps swam there?

by Anonymous4272726 October 10, 2019


Bill Clinton

A reformed orthodox rabbi

“I would like to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you every body” - random guy at the game awards 2022

by HomewardFuture December 9, 2022


Bill Clinton

The one president since Bush senior that didn't want a war in the Middle East and enjoyed some Monica in the Oval Office.

Monica - " Do you want some fun "
Bill Clinton - :

by Masterg1 October 23, 2023