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A coat hanger that just so happens to be a breed of horse
Oh my god eran, it's an Arabian coat hanger on a stick
What your roommate exclaims when she notices that you've neglected to remove the store tags from the sleeve of your new birthday present!
New coat?
Hey, I like your new coat!
To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.
Ben, that was a nice coat fake you did last monday.
When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.
“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”
To score the last-minute goal;
To secure the dub at the last chance;
Diogo is going to dar uma de Coates at K Urban Beach by pulling a hot brunette before closing time.
Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.
However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"
Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.
Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.
Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.