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When an alert becomes active, it's left until it nears breaching an SLA. This gives the alert time to simmer and cook thoroughly. You may just find that the issue resolves itself ;)
" Lettin' it cook "
1: Should I log this alert that's just come in?
2: Nah the SLA is 1 hour so just let it cook.
Best MP ever and Always wears the Classiest of Fedora's while doing his job(Killing Scouts), Loves taking dead people's bodies and Laughing at Horse-Faces
Leon: God i want to ram a sword up Charlie Cooke and his Fedoras
Charlie: Tips Fedora
A person who cooks for other people instead of his/hers husband or family.
"Mum whos that cake for", "son this cake is for my work colleagues", "mum your a cook slag".
A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.
Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.
Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.
Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.
"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything
"I got fired today. This is really the Dane Cook of days."
Also known as Plantain. One of the main staple foods of the world, cultivated in many places of Africa and some parts of South America. Contains large amounts of starch and sugar, their leaves are often used as dishes too, because you don't need to wash them after the meal.
Cooking banana can also be mixed with sugar, vinegar and spices to make a banana ketchup.
A giant loud ginger who has no soul.
His mating call is ..... PASS THE KETCHUP
There's a rob cook walking down the street, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your husbands.