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Couch Whoring

Similar to scoping out attractive individuals at the mall, campus, etc., but done from one's couch by swooning over celebrity men or women on TV or in the movies.

"I was couch whoring it up today watching a ton of Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg movies."

by philozopher99 January 15, 2012


Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 23, 2011


Couch crunch

Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina

Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?

by OhFunkmaster April 13, 2016


Couch ass

When a girl looks like she’s been sitting on the couch for to long and her ass looks bloated

That girl really has a couch ass. That thing looks bloated

by Nordic42 May 26, 2020


couch frog

What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.

I heard that!
Damn couch frogs!

by kjmorley March 7, 2008


couch culture

sick of “it” kids. they are all attractive, talented , ethereal, i want to be them. based on my research the group consists of : Lincoln ferrin, Eli Utley, Owen Maple, Owen Gladwell, Aiden Andrade, Kalei Medeiros, Bryce (y’a girl couldn’t find da last name ) , & Parker Hayford. Couch Culture is a religion. #kissingmoms.

Dude Couch Culture is a religion , and everyone in that group is so attractive.

by ilikehoneybunchesofoats October 19, 2020


Cooper Couch

Any place where you sleep when you can’t get home before North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper’s 10pm -5am curfew during the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.

“Damn, I heard Scott was sleeping in his car.”

He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck

“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”

by Newtonsgatorboy December 12, 2020