The number of people someone's kissed
Bro 1: What's your kiss count this year?
Bro 2: 3.
Bro 1: Damn I've got 6 just this week.
The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times youโve been kissed.
EX// โLaura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.โ
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The product of the reaction when the epic fabulosity found in tiny particles around the universe collide with the pure lordliness of a sexually confused adolescent boy. It is said to be described as the fusion between Elton John, Dr. Evil, and Snoop Dogg. Arch-nemesis of The Ocean Boy.
"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."
by Shadow Master D on Feb 10, 2012
"Come with Sir Lord Count Fabulon and party like lords."
What dream says to tommyinnit (child) when twitch glitches and shows less viewer count.
Your viewer count is down tommy
The "body count" of someone in relation to people you personally know such as friends or family.
If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.
Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?
Consider yourself blessed. ๐ฆ
Mate, I have to work.
Count your lucky ducklings you've even got a job.
A pussy ass nigga so weak he's the Count of Faggotry.
1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.
Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!