An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
Count Sidius is based off a graphic novel called 'HelpfulShaun' wrote by Shaun Smith.
Count Sidius plagued the inter-webs with his awful tutorials and guides. Not to mention his bloody 'let's plays' and when I mean bloody, I mean shit.
The reasoning behind CountSidius' awful tutorials & guides is due to his inability to pronounce the letter 'R'.
Count Sidius: Instead of saying "Crafting" with the correct pronunciation of the 'R' he will instead choose the bizarre pronunciation "Cwafting".
It means how many boyfriends have you had since me?
Mark: What's your body count since we been together?
Anna: I haven't had any other boyfriends except for you
the amount of people that someone has had sex with
boy: yo what’s your body count
girl: 10
Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.
Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
One with intense drip.
Also used as a nickname when greeting someone.
Leo: What’s crackin young slug?
Caleb: Nothin’ much Count Dripula, hows it boolin?
That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."
That kid is such a count chodula.