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some apple dude said it and now i cant stop
monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks
When someone FARTS in a way under any thick barrier made of cloth and it permeates the LANDSCAPE.
Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.
This is what conspiracy theorists call the government due to all of their claims and cover ups.
I didn’t watch this weekends aurora borealis because it was clearly a fabricated light show designed by the coverment.
A cancelled Looking Glass studios game that happened in cold war times
Guy 1: Hey! Have you heard of deep cover?
Guy 2: Tf is that?
Guy 1: A cancelled game!
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You are a very nice and gentle person
“*here is a Sour-cream covered iced-tea can”
“means You are a very kind and gentle person”
When you do Anal with a girl and when you pull out there is a corn in your duck hole
Fish~ "I did a girl in the ass and had corn in my dick hole"
Ty~ " chocolate covered corn!"
An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.
Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.
Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…