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When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed
I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.
Damn, this Karen cover is reminding me to brush my teeth, my breath is kicking right now.
The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.
"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"
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In other words boxers panties elc.
Damn you got an ugly crack put on dem booty covers. As seen
a candy consisting of individual raisins coated in a shell of milk, dark or white chocolate.
Chocolate-covered raisins are the best.
When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,
The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.
Someone who ejaculates in the safety and comfort of under the covers, where the semen gets all over the inside of the blanket.
“Did you hear about Jim? Yeah, I heard he’s a Cover Buster”
“That’s nasty.”