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When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it
Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.
During Lockdown 2020 a lot of people gained weight. Butts definitely go bigger. Once gyms opened back up people started exercising again, lost the weight, and got their shape back.
Baby what happened to your Covid butt? You've been in the gym.
One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.
This refers to the covid shot that U.S. president Biden is trying to make mandatory for U.S. citizens because as he put it " He's lost patients with the American people". Does anyone really know what's in the shot? Maybe cancer?
Thanks president Biden now thousands of U.S. citizens that don't want the covid jab have to worry about loosing their jobs. I guess the front line workers who have natural immunity or have had covid don't mean shit anymore. Come on U.S. Supreme court do the right thing and make it unconstitutional. Watch YouTube video " Sen. Ron Johnson with families on adverse reactions to covid vaccine".
To state that you have a college degree on the topic you are debating with someone while being completely wrong about said topic.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
Person 1: "As someone with a Master's Degree in history from Harvard, only 1 million people died in the Holocaust."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
Hair style after not being cut for weeks because of COVID 19.
I was going to go to the store but my Covid Fro is out of control!
Despite all the scary lung symptoms associated with COVID-19, some people mainly experience gastrointestinal symptoms, resulting in severe diarrhea, vomiting, and general nausea. Thus, butt COVID.
Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.
"I tested positive for COVID! I can breathe alright but I can't stop puking. I think it's butt COVID"
"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"
"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"