Cow Bell

One of the greatest instruments ever to grace Blue Oyster Cult
"More Cowbell" is a line from a April 8, 2000 Saturday Night Live comedy sketch about the recording of the song "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Öyster Cult. The sketch featured guest host Christopher Walken as music producer Bruce Dickinson and Will Ferrell as fictional cowbell player Gene Frenkle.

Christopher Walken -"I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL BABY"

"Guess what? I got a fever. And the only prescription...is more cow bell! I NEED MORE COW BELL BABY!"

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sex cow

Really hot female you love to have monogamous sexual intercourse with

Hey david, meet my sex cow.

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moo cow

1. a fat hefer of a girl who, were she to graze with a herd of actual cows, would be utterly indistinguishable.
2. used loosely as a generic term for an ugly female

Wonder if that fugly moo cow has a contract with Kraft, uggggghh!!

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Hairy Cow

A fat person's hairy booby.

ASSCAKE: That fat person just had a nip slip of her hairy cow.

PELVICSHIT: Gross.

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Milk The Cow

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.

Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.

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blue cow

A cow that is blue, duh.

Hey sup blue cow!!!!!!

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cash cow

(n.) A well-selling product into which no investment is put asides meagre marketing and production costs, yet price rises rise disproportionatley to costs, and well above inflation, milking the cow for all it's worth.

Oil prices are the biggest of all cash cows.

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