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A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.
The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
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Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.
"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."
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These are the crumbs of food that miss your mouth and fall into your crotch. Crotch Crumbs occur most often in movie theatres, dark-lit rooms, and most often when one viciously shovels food into their mouth for reasons unknown.
'Hey, Ron. Can you pass me the popcorn?'
'There's none left in the bag but you can have my crotch crumbs'.
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Crotch Rat /kräCH rat/
A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch
Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.
Fuck off you little Crotch Rat!
Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.
Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?
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noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes
man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes
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Clerk: Ma'am, the crotch mops are in aisle 4, next to the ass wipes.
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after our night of passion together my bed sheets were covered in her crotch-broth
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