Dinner Party Syndrome

Dinner Party Syndrome (DPS) is a common syndrome that affects those invited to a boring dinner party by people they hate. The symptoms can take anywhere from 15 minutes to several hours to take effect, depending on the strength and intensity of the dinner party.
Symptoms often include: debilitating boredom; smiling (usually at the host or hostess) against one's will or when unhappy; anxiety; loss of interest in life, food, and socializing; rage; and social anxiety.
DPS can be cured or prevented with the end of the dinner party, a good book, enjoyable music, or speaking with someone that isn't mind-numbingly boring.

Jack: Jill texted me the other day while she was at a dinner party.
Jim: Why?
Jack: She said it was boring and she didn't want to suffer from Dinner Party Syndrome.

Mother: Why don't you want to go to the dinner party tonight?
Daughter: Because only your friends will be there and I hate them. If I go, I'll have an intense case of Dinner Party Syndrome.

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Mexican Dinner Rush

When you are 69'ing an girl and you pour traditional Mexican foods such as beans, taco meat, guacamole, etc into her vagina and start eating it rapidly

Male: Girl I'm gonna give you a Mexican Dinner Rush!

Female: What is that?
Male: You'll find out in a minute ;) arrrrriba

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AFTER DINNER MINT

The cigarette a smoker craves after eating.

Man that Jimmy Johns sub hit the spot! I need an after dinner mint!

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making room for dinner

taking a shit, especially after lunch.

About an hour after lunch I spent a good ten minutes in the bathroom making room for dinner.

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Earlton Dinner Jacket

Any plaid shirt, but is usually flannel. The term is derived from the small Northern Ontario town of Earlton, where the men typically get home from a day's work in the bush and sit right down to the dinner table. It is considered to be the town's formal wear. Abbreviated to "E.D"

Hey man, sick Earlton Dinner Jacket!

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dinner whore

A gay man who sleeps with men to whom he is not attracted, to get a free meal.

Dr. Singh is not into that guy, but they're screwing like rabbits. He's such a dinner whore!

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Three Dick Dinner

An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.

Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.

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