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The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple about the head and face with it.
That filty whore was not giving it up so I had to give here a Dirty Bronson.
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The sexual act of a small angry man, pumping doggy style while ringing a bell and signing the rebel tunes
I see wee Senga got a Dirty Martin after the Selik game last night
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driving in an automobile while having atleast a felony charge worth of illegal drugs and or unregistered firearms with you.
(sirens blaring)
dude #1: oh shit the cops.
dude #2: whats going on
dude #1: load this gat
dude #2: what the fuck, why?
dude #1: cuz i'm ridin dirty
dude #2: oh....alright(loads gun and aims at the police cruiser)
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The act of defecating into the cotton candy cone and spinning a glorious fluffy cloud of sugar hiding the brown scourge from prying eyes. Then you seduce your best friends wife while watching Phil Collins' masterwork, the last unicorn. During fellatio you begin the act by violently cumming a potentially lethal amount of sperm into her eyes, nose, and mouth. Just before she starts to whinny and buck about you slam the cone of death onto her forehead and scream THUNDER CATS HOOOOEEEE!! All of this is set to in the air tonight and the head slams happens during the drum roll.
Dude I totally gave Jamie a dirty unicorn last night, and now she loves Phil Collins! Did I make a mistake?
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a technique usually employed during the rear entry sexual position in which a man places his finger in his own ass and then rubs his finger along the upper lip of his unsuspecting partner; variant of the Dirty Sanchez
Yo dude, I gave Lindsay a Dirty Davis last night and the mamma went buck wild. She was a mad ride
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You begin with a blumpkin- receiving oral sex while taking a wicked shit. Once you are done shitting you get off the bowl and bend the girl over so that her head is submerged in the shit water. you then procede to fuck her ass hard!!
that blumpkin was getting boring, so i heated things up by going dirty carmine!!!
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when a guys scratches his nut sack and slaps someone in the face using the same hand
At the party, Studer gave Korbi a dirty beanbag.
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