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It’s a play on the nursery rhyme hickory dickery dock
“Ohhh fuckery duckery dock, I didn't do the homework”
When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.
We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.
A variation on the classic "Space Dock", generally reserved for party situations. Here, one female is chosen to serve as the "fondue pot." One male, who has taken a gentle laxative, shits watery diarrhea into the woman's vagina, thus filling the "space dock fondue pot." Next, each man at the party takes turn in dipping his hard pole into the fondue pot, coverinig it with shit. Finally, each man's partner licks the feces off his shit-encrusted cock, as if it were a chocolate covered banana.
Guy 1: Hey guys, this party is boring, want to play some Jenga??
Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up Suzi's cunt with my ass juice and we have a space dock fondue party?
Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.
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When two bros with pink socks, eg prolapsed rectums, scissor and dock their pink socks.
I can't believe Johnny and Michael actually dick the Pink Sock Dock
after turning off the water supply to toilet and flushing all water out of toilet....do your business. thus, turd dry dock. useful for occasions where you want to piss somebody off or just gross them out.
joel- hey mike, did you go to your boss' christmas party?
mike- yeah, that bastard gave me a no-motion so i did a turd dry dock right before i left his house party!
joel- did you do the thing where you unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off and wipe your ass and then roll it back up for the next asshole?
mike- of course!
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A simple poem that seems sexual because of similarities between "dock" and "cock".
Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock
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Slang for D-Lysergic acid Diethylamide. LSD. Acid. Used mainly for people who walk around at night and wake up to an LSD sunrise and stare at a water background.
I visited the Lake Side Dock over the sumer and it was a magnificent experience.