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When the devil took human form he was given the life known as Donald Trump
If Donald Trump wins president i'm moving to Canada
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When a girl squirts on your face but she took azo so it's orange
I was going down on her and she hit me with that Donald Trump!
241👍 1862👎
A person that got rich because of his daddy
Donald Trump: My father gave me a small loan of a Million Dollars
244👍 1586👎
One of the greatest presidents America has ever had.
“Donald Trump is one of the best to ever do it, not really a politician, but more of a business man president.”
11198👍 7👎
we are doomed
"so person who r u voting for." "oh just Donald Trump." "WHAT THE FRICK."
248👍 1907👎
The name of a deadly diease given to people with symptoms including: orange skin, possessing more money than sense and aren't quite sure what a nuclear missile does (but hey, let's just point it in the general of North Korea and see what happens!)
Patient: Doctor, I think I'm dying
Doctor: What's wrong
Patient: My face is turning bright orange, I'm spending all my money on building walls, and feel the urge to fire a missile everytime I want
Doctor: I'm so sorry, it sounds like your suffering from Donald Trump disorder... I Fate worse than death
246👍 1381👎
A comedian. Not a future president
"Donald Trump could replace George Lopez in the future!!
256👍 3467👎