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An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.
Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"
Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"
Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"
Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."
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"Who's the gayest kid on earth"
"Christopher Brazile, he lives in Hillsboro, Oregon."
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A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.
Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth
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San Francisco - No other city is as full of hippies and uppity gays who think they are better than everyone just cause they have sex with other guys - fuck them. I'm fine with gays, but christ, being gay doesn't make you better than me! And fuck hybrids!
Man Fuck San Francisco, it is seriously the worst city on earth
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Effectively, the woman any man happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.
"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last woman on earth."
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Better than endgame in every way shape or form.
Crisis on infinite earths is the best it’s always been better than endgame
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C.O.I.E : Crisis On Infinite Earths
When a crisis on Infinite earths occurs, it basically means that everything, and I mean everthing, is going to blow up. Not one living organism can overcome a COIE.
This word must be said with a high pitched, half ethiopian, half mexican, English accent. Another prerogative is that if one is to mention the happening of a crisis on infinite earths, the sentence must be repeated endlessly.
Sadaam : Crisis !
God : Crisis On Inifinte Earths ?
Sadaam and Satan : CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS !
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