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Red Foreman: son you don't have bad luck
Eric Foreman ...
Red Foreman: it's just,.. your a dumbass....
A very big, Fat, ugly ferocious beast that eats kids pps and tried to eat my pets.
He’s a very annoying kid who eats a whole into the school computer and makes love to them he also hates black people
Man that fat guy sure is an Eric Jiang
A forgotten member of the best fuckin band out, murderdolls. He's the bass player and the one with the cool spikey--mullet haircut thing goin on on his head...also very sexy...not that that really matters coz he's a fuckin awsum bassist!!
me: "oh...my...look...it is eric griffin..."
<screams and runs up to him>
me: "may I have a lock of your hair?"
eric: "fuck no!"
me: "damn...well...can u just sign my ass then?"
eric: "gotta pen?"
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An Asian version of Chuck Norris. Sure he isn't even a little bit of Chuck Norris's awesomeness, but he's closer than anyone in the planet.
Person 1: I saw Eric Cho the other day, but when i saw him my eyes burned because they were too unworthy.
Person 2: That explains why your blind...
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Leaving your friends to go home and jerk off
Jim said that he had a baseball game. "Nah bruh he's just pulling an eric"
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One of the top Chinese martial arts practitioners in the world. Through numerous years of hard work, he has reached a stage in Wushu in which not many can even get close to. Winning many trophies and awards, this martial arts prodigy has gained worldwide appeal and attention. Many consider his Wushu skills to be unmatched.
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U.S. Congressman or possibly manager of the asshole store.
'Eric Cantor reminds me of the Manager of the asshole store.' -Lewis Black.
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